Neon Script Boxer Briefs: The Tell-All Review

First things first, colorful boxer briefs haven’t really been a thing for a long time. It’s been strictly black or white for ages. In contrast, the bright colors of Neon Script can be a shock. You think about yourself differently when you know you’re wearing something a little exciting underneath. The premise for this review is the following: One full day, one pair of Neon Script boxer briefs. Can they stand up to everything the day brings?

The Morning Workout

An early morning workout is a great way to start your day. One day, working out might actually be fun, but everyone wants to look good, so let’s assume that day is today. The Neon Script Boxer Briefs are built with fast-drying spandex. This means they stand up to even the toughest workout. When you start sweating, they don’t. Their firm fit and contouring lift keeps thighs comfortable even through a punishing morning run, either outdoors or on the elliptical. It’s tough to train the inner thighs, but there’s absolutely no rubbing here.

The Afternoon Slog

The hardest part of the afternoon workday is how little you move around. If you’re chained to a desk during the afternoon, you’re probably familiar with the mid-day tug. You ate lunch, you’re stationary. It’s normal to get a little bloated—and for perfectly fitted underwear to cling. The great fit provided by the wide waistband and spandex over the thighs keeps the Neon Script boxer briefs comfortable until it’s time to clock out.

Evening on the Town

After work, you head straight home. Make a light dinner, watch some Netflix, and get to bed by 9:30. Right? Totally normal. Alright, not exactly. While it may be satisfying to binge-watch a season or two of something now and then, you’re going to want to spend most of your evenings out on the town. The Neon Script boxer briefs keep up with you.

It’s been a whole day, but the fitted, firm, but breathable hold of the boxer briefs are still doing their job. You’re supported enough to rock it on the dance floor, and best of all, they move with you. You can show off your range of moves that will truly bring all eyes on you. The neon provides peak-a-boo charm in the club, or a full light show at home. Whatever completes the night for you.

Late Night Review

It’s late. You’re tired. You had a great time, but now you’re reminding yourself about tomorrow’s workout. Don’t stress about taking care of your Neon Script boxer briefs. After all they’ve done for you today, they don’t ask much in return. Simply, machine wash on cold, and tumble dry on low. You could even just lay them flat to dry, if you have the room. No need to iron, no need to hand wash. They’re durable, just like you.